It's Not Easy Being a Woman (Quotes)

It's Not Easy Being a Woman (Quotes)

• -Jan King-"Whoever thought up the word " Mammogram " Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."

• -Linda Ellerbee-*"A fe w weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him
  down the road yelling " Hey, come back here with my breast! "

• -Geri Jewell-"You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears."

• -Carrie Snow-A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."

• -Laurie Kuslansky-"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.